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July 11th, 2022 | by Simon Harper
Introducing Fleshlight Launchpad
Sooooooo Fleshlight the sex toy company have recently released a brand new addition to their male toy family, it’s the Launchpad! Without sugar coating it, this bit of kit basically allows you to fuck your iPad! I’m not sure why, but to me this doesn’t even seem weird. If anything, I’m surprised that it’s taken us this long to get to this point in the sex toy world. Basically all this is is a case for your iPad with a port on the back for your Fleshlight (assuming you own one). If not, have no fear. They sell them with the Fleshlight as well!
Unfortunately, however, this is not a review.
From the looks of the ad, it’s marketed at people in a relationship (maybe a vain attempt to make it seem less seedy?), but let’s face it we all know it won’t be the madly in love couple that are separated by work commitments or distance using video calls to have that special time. Instead it’ll be the guys who watch porn online (about 97% of us). If I was single with an iPad and money to blow on myself I’d probably get one, because talking to people in real life situations is a lot of hassle.
If you fancy treating yourself or a man in your life to one of these then you can buy one here.
What do you think of the product? Guys, would you buy one?
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Simon Harper Approaching the wrong side of my 20’s so I collect Star Wars Lego. Victim of the auto-correct revolution and sometimes poor grammar. chef, music producer, occasional writer
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